You know what really upsets me? Businesses and organizations don't give out free t-shirts anymore. When I was a kid, I got a free t-shirt for signing up for the SweetTart and Berenstein Bears fan clubs. I mean, they got free advertising from a 3 year old who wet the bed! Come on, I might be 20 years older but I still wet the bed (KIDDING!) give me a freaking t-shirt!
Colleges make you pay for t-shirts, but some of the clubs may give you a free one. During orientation, your work makes you buy your work uniform. President Obama is selling t-shirts on his Facebook page. I'm sure if he gave them out he'd have a lot more fans.
At baseball games they shoot shirts from the t-shirt cannon. The shirts that are shot out are normally x-large, which won't fit on a small boy. But do we really want to see the beer gut of a guy wearing an x-small? Probably not. Which brings me to my next point, aren't there certain measurements for x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 2xl? I have mediums, larges, and x-larges in my closet. My weight doesn't fluctuate THAT much in a given year. I've been the same weight since 10th grade!
That's it for me!
Bobby P.
Bobby P. shares his day-to-day adventures and random acts with you! Go inside the mind that has become famous around the world via internet. With his corky thoughts, ponderings, and life lessons, Bobby P's What I Taught Myself may teach YOU a lesson or two!
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Monday, January 23, 2012
What I Taught Myself....January 23, 2012
I didn't get mail today. I HATE not getting mail. Sometimes I check my mailbox three, maybe four, times a day just to make sure the mailman didn't forget me. Is it sad that I do that? Maybe. But to me, mail is like christmas that is delivered six times a week. I don't care if I get junkmail or bills. I just like having something new to read for the afternoon. Something different to look at.
That's it for me!
Bobby P.
That's it for me!
Bobby P.
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