Last night I received a life-changing email on Facebook. I was informed that a relative of mine had passed away and that I was the closest-living relative of C.J. Peshak (whose wife and only child were killed in an automobile accident in Togo) and the official heir of $1.2 million! That's right my friends, I, Bob Peshak, am a MILLIONAIRE!
Had this email been true (which its not, my grand-daddy Lester Peshak is still alive and my father and his four siblings are also breathing), I got to thinking: what would I change if I WAS the heir of $1.2 million. I would move out of Dad and Ma's house. Maybe even walk into their places of employment and retire them (btw, Ma reads this blog and its almost Christmas). Maybe I would move to a nice suburb of a large city. Build my own house that has a large movie theater, a giant bubble bath, and in the entry way a large candy dispenser that's always filled with Puppy Chow! I would love to go on another cruise and just relax on the deck of a large ship. I might start a Bobby P. Scholarship Fund where the criteria is be 10th in the class, participate in theatre, and your favorite color MUST be green. And, let's not forget, I would set $100,000 aside for a Lego budget.
But I'm not a millionaire. So I won't be able to do much of those things. I'm still the same ol' Bobby P. But that might be a good thing.
That's it for me!
Bobby P.
Shout out to Bill K!
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