Welcome to the month of November!!! One of my favorite months of the year.
Today I had lunch with an old friend of mine, Chad Lockwood. Lockwood, like me, is single, lives with his parents, and unemployed (which I'm not). Anyway, we had lunch at McDonald's (I had two McRib sandwiches. He had the fillet-o-fish) and had an interesting discussion.
We both watched Titanic on TBS last Saturday night and wondered: what would I do if I was on the sinking ship? Seriously, what would you do if you were Jack or Rose? The Titanic is sinking and you only have one hour to save yourself and your family.
Chad said that he would have grabbed a table or chair and hang sit on it and paddle (with the use of a broken off table leg) to safety.
What would I do? Well, first off, grab the nude drawing of Rose (for financial reasons, perverts!) then wear every single piece of clothing I packed and just pray that I float. Plus, people wouldn't have been able to see that I pissed my pants.
Although I think it would have been a neat experience to ride on the Titanic, I just enjoy watching the sinking of the vessel in the comfort of my home!
Thats it for me!
Bobby P.
Shout out to Bill K.

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