What I Taught Myself....October 26, 2010

What's the deal with people suing others?  Seriously.  A person slips on ice, they sue someone.  A person burns themselves with coffee, they sue someone.  And they WIN!  All because they're using the justice system.

Yet its not just the suing.  Its the fact that you have to watch what you say.  What you post on Facebook, because you might tarnish a persons image or be accused of slander. 

But how about the classic compliment of a woman's blouse or hair?  A man could get in heat of trouble by thinking he is giving a compliment.  A woman might sue because it might be considered sexual harassment. 

I, for one, have found a way out of this situation:  I don't compliment women.  I don't want to risk being classified as a pervert.  Even if a woman is dressed in the most elegant gown for a grand ball, with her face painted and hair done, I won't compliment her.  Because under that makeup, she might be a woman waiting to issue a subpoena.  

Did I mention this blog is full of lies?

Thats it for me!

Bobby P.

Shout out to Bill!