You know what really upsets me? Businesses and organizations don't give out free t-shirts anymore. When I was a kid, I got a free t-shirt for signing up for the SweetTart and Berenstein Bears fan clubs. I mean, they got free advertising from a 3 year old who wet the bed! Come on, I might be 20 years older but I still wet the bed (KIDDING!) give me a freaking t-shirt!
Colleges make you pay for t-shirts, but some of the clubs may give you a free one. During orientation, your work makes you buy your work uniform. President Obama is selling t-shirts on his Facebook page. I'm sure if he gave them out he'd have a lot more fans.
At baseball games they shoot shirts from the t-shirt cannon. The shirts that are shot out are normally x-large, which won't fit on a small boy. But do we really want to see the beer gut of a guy wearing an x-small? Probably not. Which brings me to my next point, aren't there certain measurements for x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 2xl? I have mediums, larges, and x-larges in my closet. My weight doesn't fluctuate THAT much in a given year. I've been the same weight since 10th grade!
That's it for me!
Bobby P.
