Hey everyone!
Today is the last day of September. So what does that mean? Well first off, the ninth month of the year is coming to a close. Also, its the end of my birthday month. Yes, my birthday month. Its one of those little unknown celebrations that a large number of Americans don't know. Whatever month your birthday is in, you get to celebrate the entire month! Therefore, if your birthday is in February, you don't get to celebrate as long as someone whose birthday is in July. So what can you do? Well, blame your parents for not waiting to conceive you so you could be born in a longer month.
So I'm watching 'Everybody Loves Raymond' and I've always wondered: why does the twelve year old daughter still call her parents "mommy" and "daddy"? Isn't that a childish thing to do?
One of my co-workers, Bill Kingston, has been upset because I have yet to mention him on here. So there you go Bill. Your name has appeared on my blog. Congratulations. Now stop complaining!
Thats it for me!
Bobby P,
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
What I Taught Myself... on September 27 2010
Good day, boys and girls, on a glorious autumn day!
So I just gave up on coming up with a great greeting. Ma told me that I should just use my childhood nickname, but I didn't want to share it with the rest of the world...
I ended up having to start my soda-free diet over. The lady that I mow for always gives me a Pepsi afterwards. Yesterday when I finished mowing she offered me one and I didn't have the heart to say "I don't drink anymore." My dad told me that I should ask for a beer instead, but I have a feeling if I did, I'd end up with a Grainbelt or Pabst Blue Ribbon. In other words, I'd rather drink my own vomit coated with dog feces then drink those brands...
Yesterday at work I got yelled at (by a customer) for laughing. Yes, a customer was upset....BECAUSE I LAUGHED! A fellow employee was waiting on a customer and I walked by and said something my coworker and chuckled. The lady asked "what is he laughing at?" The coworker said "That's just Bob. He laughs at everything." I looked over and the lady said "You shouldn't be laughing near customers because they will think you're laughing at them!" I wish I said "Why? Would you rather I go 'What can I get for you BITCH!'" But of course I didn't. And I wouldn't.
I've decided to change how I end each post. I have been using "Later Days!". That phrase comes from a Disney cartoon from about 10 years ago called "The Weekenders". It wasn't that great of a cartoon, but I always watched it. But the main character "Tio" would end every episode with the phrase "Later Days!". I use it because A) its a bad-ass way to end emails and letters and B) no one would recognize it because it comes from a lame cartoon.
Thats it for me!
Bobby P.
So I just gave up on coming up with a great greeting. Ma told me that I should just use my childhood nickname, but I didn't want to share it with the rest of the world...
I ended up having to start my soda-free diet over. The lady that I mow for always gives me a Pepsi afterwards. Yesterday when I finished mowing she offered me one and I didn't have the heart to say "I don't drink anymore." My dad told me that I should ask for a beer instead, but I have a feeling if I did, I'd end up with a Grainbelt or Pabst Blue Ribbon. In other words, I'd rather drink my own vomit coated with dog feces then drink those brands...
Yesterday at work I got yelled at (by a customer) for laughing. Yes, a customer was upset....BECAUSE I LAUGHED! A fellow employee was waiting on a customer and I walked by and said something my coworker and chuckled. The lady asked "what is he laughing at?" The coworker said "That's just Bob. He laughs at everything." I looked over and the lady said "You shouldn't be laughing near customers because they will think you're laughing at them!" I wish I said "Why? Would you rather I go 'What can I get for you BITCH!'" But of course I didn't. And I wouldn't.
I've decided to change how I end each post. I have been using "Later Days!". That phrase comes from a Disney cartoon from about 10 years ago called "The Weekenders". It wasn't that great of a cartoon, but I always watched it. But the main character "Tio" would end every episode with the phrase "Later Days!". I use it because A) its a bad-ass way to end emails and letters and B) no one would recognize it because it comes from a lame cartoon.
Thats it for me!
Bobby P.
Friday, September 24, 2010
What I Taught Myself...
Well, unfortunately, I haven't come up with how to start each post, but I did change the title of my blog. When I was a teenager, I created a comic strip called "What Danny Taught Me". I once dreamed that if I became famous and wrote an autobiography, the title of the book would be "What I Taught Myself". So I decided, why not call my blog the same name? Whose gonna stop me? God? Or the Internet Police? Puh-lease!
Yesterday, I watched "The Dr. Oz Show". Yes, I said "The Dr. Oz Show". Its right before "Dr. Phil" and three hours after "The View". I like to connect with my feminine side. Sue me! And no, I'm not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that.... Anyway, Dr. Oz said that I (yes, he said Bobby P.) should quit drinking soda with a 28 day challenge. He suggested every week cut back on soda and substitute it with different fruits and beverages. Well, I'm not that creative, nor I make enough money to buy that stuff since I spend it all ON soda. So I decided I'll just go cold turkey. The pros, I get to keep my teeth, feel better, and just be even more giddy! The cons, I have a case of Wild Cherry Pepsi that I need to get rid of. I'll probably just buy a bunch of Mentos and make one of them exploding soda bombs or something.
Later Days!
Bobby P.
Yesterday, I watched "The Dr. Oz Show". Yes, I said "The Dr. Oz Show". Its right before "Dr. Phil" and three hours after "The View". I like to connect with my feminine side. Sue me! And no, I'm not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that.... Anyway, Dr. Oz said that I (yes, he said Bobby P.) should quit drinking soda with a 28 day challenge. He suggested every week cut back on soda and substitute it with different fruits and beverages. Well, I'm not that creative, nor I make enough money to buy that stuff since I spend it all ON soda. So I decided I'll just go cold turkey. The pros, I get to keep my teeth, feel better, and just be even more giddy! The cons, I have a case of Wild Cherry Pepsi that I need to get rid of. I'll probably just buy a bunch of Mentos and make one of them exploding soda bombs or something.
Later Days!
Bobby P.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
HAPPY AUTUMN DAY!!
So I'm trying to come up with how I should actually start each blog. I'm not gonna start writing "Dear Diary" because I'm not a 8 year old girl who writes "Joshua actually said hi to me!". I'm also not going to start off by writing "Dear Journal" because my name isn't Doug Funny who has a best friend named Skeeter Valentine nor do I have a crush on Patty Mayonnaise. Hopefully for my next post I'll have something clever for an opening that can be my "trademark".
So today is September 23rd, also known as Autumn Day. Autumn Day is one of my favorite holidays because I love the sights and smells of the season (minus the smell of those damn ladybugs!) It also means that I can back off on the mowing of ma and dad's yard. Especially since I damaged two different mowers about six times. Hopefully dad will redo the duct tape on that one handle before next spring....
Well thats it for today and thanks to all who are currently following!
Later days!
Bobby P.
So today is September 23rd, also known as Autumn Day. Autumn Day is one of my favorite holidays because I love the sights and smells of the season (minus the smell of those damn ladybugs!) It also means that I can back off on the mowing of ma and dad's yard. Especially since I damaged two different mowers about six times. Hopefully dad will redo the duct tape on that one handle before next spring....
Well thats it for today and thanks to all who are currently following!
Later days!
Bobby P.
"Hello" from B0BBY P!
Whats up today?
So on Facebook, I always put up random shit as my "Status". After 4 years of doing that, I decided that people weren't getting the full fledge of what I was talking about or that for those that don't get enough of me, that they could follow my "thoughts and ponderings" on a Web Log or "Blog" for short.
So here I am on www.blogger.com. And to start off, the website made me come up with an URL. So what did I type in? bobbyp of course. Well, unfortunately, some a**hole took that. Apparently there is more than one Bobby P out in that wide world. Luckily, there is only one B0bby P! Only one man creative enough to put a zero instead of an 'o' in his name. Had the zero not worked out, I was gonna type in bobbypee.
Well that is all for now. Hopefully I stick with this and update you even more on what is happening in my life!
Later days!
Bobby P.
So on Facebook, I always put up random shit as my "Status". After 4 years of doing that, I decided that people weren't getting the full fledge of what I was talking about or that for those that don't get enough of me, that they could follow my "thoughts and ponderings" on a Web Log or "Blog" for short.
So here I am on www.blogger.com. And to start off, the website made me come up with an URL. So what did I type in? bobbyp of course. Well, unfortunately, some a**hole took that. Apparently there is more than one Bobby P out in that wide world. Luckily, there is only one B0bby P! Only one man creative enough to put a zero instead of an 'o' in his name. Had the zero not worked out, I was gonna type in bobbypee.
Well that is all for now. Hopefully I stick with this and update you even more on what is happening in my life!
Later days!
Bobby P.
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