What I Taught Myself...Throughout 2010!

Well, 2010 is wrapping up within the next week and as a tradition, I will be sharing What I Taught Myself...Throughout 2010!!!!

January brought a chance for me to serve my government and fulfill the duty as a jury member on a trial.  Lucky for me, I served with one of my bosses.  The chance to have a man's fate in my hands was a great honor.  But afterwards, with numerous phone calls and letters of testimony, I wonder wish we would've just found him "guilty"...

In the springtime I purchased a vehicle: 2006 Chevrolet Malibu.  I was thinking that I was investing in a new item to help pickup girls.  By the way, I'M STILL SINGLE LADIES!!!

July brought the opportunity to try RAGBRAI.  After several months of getting into shape and feeling better and healthier, I went and rode ~40 miles for one day.  With numerous sunburns I feel I am up for another day and possible more in the next few years.

Big brother and Red got married in September.  They asked me to be their best man.  Now I have a feeling that they are regretting it.  With a 10-15 long speech (I only read 1 of my 5 notecards, the rest was improv), many tables got up to refill their drinks.  Afterwards I danced the night away with the lovely bridesmaids!

I've been attending school on Monday and Thursday nights.  After taking a semester off last year, I felt I should go back and get my BA in Business Management/HR.  I plan on staying with HyVee but hopefully transfer to a different store.  I will be doing an internship and will finish in August of 2011.  The nice thing about Buena Vista is that everything is compiled to 8 weeks for each term (6 terms= 3 semesters).

2011 is going to be a big year for Bobby P.  I'm looking forward to numerous changes and hope that everything goes well for you!  Can't wait to see what happens.

That's it for me!
Bobby P.

What I Taught Myself....December 12, 2010

Last Thursday night was a big night for two reasons.  Barbara Walters interviewed  Oprah Winfrey and afterwards was an annual presentation of "Barbara Waters' Ten Most Fascinating People of the Year".  I like watching this presentation, but I always tend to disagree with the top ten.  I decided that this year since I have a blog, I'll created my top ten list.  This list will consist of celebrities, politicians, entertainers, and also local people who have affected my own life.  Did you make the list?

So here we go.

Bobby P.'s What I Taught Myself...
presents
Bobby P's Ten Most Fascinating People (and Companies) of 2010

We'll start with the least fascinating:

10.  Oprah Winfrey-  She's on every list.  She's always in the top 10 of everything (even the list of the whitest white people).  If I didn't mention her, my ass would probably get shot.

9.  Conan O'brien, Jay Leno, Jeff Zucker, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Jon Stewart-  Did you really think I would forget to mention this second helping of the Late Night Wars?  This saga showed just how united the late night comedians are (or most of them) when a jackass promises his show five years ago, goes to primetime, does a terrible job so his show gets cancelled, and the network pushes his successor out of HIS job.  Well, as a Coco fan, I'm just happy to have him back, that Zucker lost his job, and Leno's ratings have sunk.

8.  Toyota-  This should be on the Bobby P.'s Most Disappointing People (and Companies) of 2010 list, but as a Business major, I'm rather fascinated with how they are stepping up their game.  They have initiated a support service, marketing with how they regret that they didn't recall their products earlier, and just a company that is stepping up.

7.  Larry King-  The CNN talk show host is stepping down on December 16 after 25 years with the network.  He has interviewed every one from Joe the Plumber to Queen Elizabeth II (okay, I don't know if its true, but whatever)  When Mr. King wasn't available, many fill in hosts were used, including Kermit the Frog.  A man of his talent and dedication will greatly be missed.

6. Bill Kingston- This is the last time you'll actually hear about Bill K.  I decided that he has had his fair share of shout outs.  The reason he landed number 6?  Well, why is 6 afraid of 7?  7 8 9.

5.  Barbara Walters- I'm copying this idea from her.  This is the only way I thought I could thank her.  I really don't find her that interesting...

4.  Richard and Deb Peshak-  I would get yelled at by old man Peshak if I didn't mention him and his old maid.  I love them and thank them for letting me live under their roof.  But they don't deserve the number one spot.  Sorry Dad and Ma!

3.  Spongebob Squarepants-  He deserves a spot on any list of Fascinating People.  Hands down the greatest American made product of all time!

2.  Buzz Lightyear and Woody- Perfect ending to a great trilogy.  I still cry thinking about Andy giving away his toys.  HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?

1. Kenny Bell-  He's the most powerful man in the world.  He's got a great personality, badass name, and the characteristics of Bobby Hill from King of the Hill.  Need I say more?

So thats Bobby P's Ten Most Fascinating People.  Who would you have liked to have seen on this list?  Congratulations to those who made the list!  And those who didn't?  Well, good luck next year!

That's it for me!
Bobby P.

What I Taught Myself....December 8, 2010

Christmas is fast approaching and with that comes the Christmas carols.  I, for one, love Christmas music.  I start listening once Halloween is over (I hate Halloween, btw).

I've put together my Top 5 list of favorite Christmas songs in what I call:

Bobby P.'s What I Taught Myself
presents
Bobby P.'s Top 5 Christmas Song

1. 12 Days of Christmas- John Denver and the Muppets-  Who doesn't like the 12 days of christmas?  Who can't help but like it when its done by John Denver and the Muppets?
2. New York City Christmas- Rob Thomas-  I came across this tune last year.  Its a really great song with a little more beat in it.  Its amazing.  I love it.
3. Christmastime (Oh, Yeah)- Barenaked Ladies- A short and sweet tune.  Its one of those songs that you wish was longer, but if it was, it'd wreck the song.  Also includes humor.  Who hasn't receive a box of Frosty Flakes for Christmas?
4. Where Are You Christmas?- Faith Hill-  This is a beautiful song for those who wonder why they're not in the Christmas Spirit.  Written for The Grinch movie, it makes me love the season even more!
5. Christmas Canon Rock- Trans-Siberian Orchestra- TSO makes Christmas a rocking good time.  I personally think this is one of their best songs and you must listen to it!!!

Well thats the Top 5 Christmas Songs from one man's perspective.  What do you think is the best song?

Also stay tuned to Bobby P.'s What I Taught Myself.... for Bobby P.'s 10 Most Fascinating People of 2010.

That's it for me!
Bobby P.

Shout out to Bill K.!

What I Taught Myself....November 30, 2010

I had a nice relaxing day at home today.  It was just what I needed after having family over to distract me from my normal routine, which involves watching Price Is Right.

Now I love Drew Carey.  A lot of people say "He's not Bob Barker!"  Duh!  If he was Bob Barker, there wouldn't have been a big hoop-lah about Bob Barker's retirement.  And in case you were wondering, he's also not Bobby P.

But I discovered today that I can determine who the winner of the showcases even before the showcase showdown even happened.  When it comes down to the two contestants, its always the one that I think is the most attractive.  Like today it was Alyssa.  I knew when she was at contestants row, that she was gonna be the winner.  And today she won a boat.  Therefore, if you're ugly, you won't win.  But if I was on there though, its in the bag (also a name of a TPIR game).

Last night I had class.  We normally get out of my last class at about 10:00.  At the beginning of class the teacher said that he'd dismiss us early because the weather was iffy.  We got out at 9:55.

That's it for me!
Bobby P.

Shout out to my followers in Ukraine!  and Bill K!

What I Taught Myself...November 27, 2010

Its almost December.  You're probably thinking "No shit, Sherlock".  Well I just wanted you to know.

But I love December.  One of the reasons is that this is the second year that I've received a Lego countdown.  Now you're probably thinking "Not another post about Legos!"

Well lucky for you this is all I have taught myself in the past week.

Thats it for me!
Bobby P.

Shout out to Bill K!

What I Taught Myself...November 20, 2010

There has been a lot of complaining by Americans lately.  Surprised?  Ya, neither am I.

But the biggest complaint lately has been these so-called "Body Scanners" that have been installed in American Airports.  Unfortunately, the Mason City Municipal Airport will not participate in this call of security.  I guess they trust all twelve people who travel out of there.

Apparently the issue for many Americans is that the body scanners are an "invasion of privacy" and will "show my junk".  Raise your hand if you've ever seen a penis and/or breast/vagina!  Okay, hands down.  About 99% of you have.  The 1% that hasn't must have lost their penis/breast/vagina in a crazy hatchet-juggling accident or must not have showered in high school after P.E. (cough Chris More).  But thats what the high school locker room is- a giant body scanner.  If your smart, you'll get in and get out before they know how big your penis is.

Now you're probably saying "Bob, what if I don't want to be in the body scanner."  Well then, they're gonna frisk you.   Now you're even gayer than the guy who stayed in the shower in high school because he LIKED being in there.  Sorry to tell you, but the guy frisking you isn't gay

Now the ladies are probably asking "What about us?  What do we do at security?"  Sorry.  If you don't wanna go through the body scanner or be frisked, you should think about traveling by car.  With body scanners showing your breasts and the guards being straight men and lesbian ladies, you're just asking to be gawked at.

"But Bob, do you have a solution so we don't have to go through body scanners?"  Well yeah of course I do.  The best solution is for everyone to wear nothing but government-issued trash bags.  But without the yellow straps.  Thats just asking for a terrorist plot!

That's it for me!
Bobby P.

Shout out to Bill K!

What I Taught Myself....November 11, 2010

I'm in my senior year of college and I've learned a lot throughout my four years.  But also, I have had to attend class with a number of strange students.  Yes, I Bobby P. have had even stranger students than myself in classes.  But it happens when you attend a community college.

For those of you that may not have encountered such crazies, I thought I'd make a guide for current, future, and former college students.

So here goes:

Bobby P.'s What I Taught Myself... presents

Guide to College Students

We'll start of with the basic ones and work our way up.

1. The Regular Student:  This student will show up at almost every class, if not all.  Takes notes when needed, do their share of group work, and hand in almost, if not all, assigned homework.
2. The Overachiever Student:  This student shows up to EVERY class.  Will do ALL group work him/herself, and hand in ALL assigned homework.
3. The Procrastinator: This student will do their homework, term paper, final exam, or presentation until the last minute.  Yet, still passes...
4. The Tardy/Skipper Genius: This student will be late or skip class yet pass all the exams, knows all the answers, yet doesn't read the book or take notes.
5. The Tardy/Skipper Dumbass: I encountered this one my first year in BV.  This student will skip or be late for class.  Then they will go up to the teacher and tell them "Can I leave?  I don't understand the material."  Unfortunately, you will have to work longer so this student can live off welfare checks, deal drugs, and sell their food stamps.
6. Teacher's Helper: This student will have had the teacher once before, so they'll be the "Teacher's Helper".  You'll know this when the teacher says "Mike will tell you that my exams are fair.".
7. Backrow Genius:  This student sits in the back.  He thinks he knows everything, but he'll end up dropping it by week two.
8. The Smoker:  This student will be antsy to get class over with so they can go smoke.  Also, if a class has a ten minute break, they will come back after half an hour, walk past closely to you so you can get a whiff of their poor habit.
9. The "Married" Couple:  These two students are dating or married.  They will fight with each other over everything.  They also will stand outside the room making out and arrive late smiling because she just gave him a handjob.
10. The Jokester:  This guy will laugh at everything.  They will think up the dumbest stories to tell the class, yet make the class interesting and fun.  Often gets the teacher off subject too.  You will notice when this student is absent.  *My favorite*
11. The Slut:  Regularly the best looking girl in class, watch out.  She's probably infected!
12. The Athlete:  Normally dressed in sweats, this student thinks they're better than every other student.  The only reason they're attending college is because of a scholarship.  Don't be threatened.  They'll be laid up by the age of 40.
13. The Loudmouth:  This student will not shut up.  You can't wait till this student IS absent, but they normally show up every time.
14. The F***ing Student:  This f****r will use f*** in every f*****g sentence.  You just f*****g want to tell the f****r to shut the f*** up or f*** off. F***!
15. The "I HAVE ONE" Student:  It's not what you think.  This student carries everything with them: Stapler, dry erase markers, even a three hole punch.  They do it just to suck up to the teacher.
16. The Noisemaker:  My least favorite.  This student will buy snacks such as chips, cookies, and soda then make noises by chewing loudly, then opening their soda very....very...very...slowly.
17. The "Ahem" or Cougher:  This student always has a tickle in their throat.  They try to clear their throat but rarely works.
18. The Mover:  This student will never stop moving around in their seat.  They'll try to stretch their legs, arms, and butt.
19. The Questioner- This student doesn't listen to the teacher since they're busy filling in their planner of the day's events.  Then once the teacher finishes what they say, the student will ask the teacher a question, which is the exact thing the teacher just finished saying.
20. The Middle Aged Woman:  This is our final student and probably the most annoying of all.  This student is the combination of the Loudmouth, Smoker, Overachiever and Teacher's Helper.  They do their best to impress the teacher (who most of the time younger than them).

Although its difficult to avoid all of these students, at least you're prepared when you encounter them.

That's it for me!

Bobby P.

Shout out to Bill K!

What I Taught Myself....November 7, 2010

Part of the reason I started a blog was to let people know the full story of my Facebook statuses.  I guess I better explain my current one...

Last night I received a life-changing email on Facebook.  I was informed that a relative of mine had passed away and that I was the closest-living relative of C.J. Peshak (whose wife and only child were killed in an automobile accident in Togo) and the official heir of $1.2 million!  That's right my friends, I, Bob Peshak,  am a MILLIONAIRE!

Had this email been true (which its not, my grand-daddy Lester Peshak is still alive and my father and his four siblings are also breathing), I got to thinking: what would I change if I WAS the heir of $1.2 million.  I would move out of Dad and Ma's house.  Maybe even walk into their places of employment and retire them (btw, Ma reads this blog and its almost Christmas).  Maybe I would move to a nice suburb of a large city.  Build my own house that has a large movie theater, a giant bubble bath, and in the entry way a large candy dispenser that's always filled with Puppy Chow!  I would love to go on another cruise and just relax on the deck of a large ship.   I might start a Bobby P. Scholarship Fund where the criteria is be 10th in the class, participate in theatre, and your favorite color MUST be green.  And, let's not forget, I would set $100,000 aside for a Lego budget.

But I'm not a millionaire.  So I won't be able to do much of those things.  I'm still the same ol' Bobby P.  But that might be a good thing.

That's it for me!

Bobby P.

Shout out to Bill K!

What I Taught Myself...November 3, 2010

Welcome to the month of November!!!  One of my favorite months of the year.

Today I had lunch with an old friend of mine, Chad Lockwood.  Lockwood, like me, is single, lives with his parents, and unemployed (which I'm not).  Anyway, we had lunch at McDonald's (I had two McRib sandwiches.  He had the fillet-o-fish) and had an interesting discussion.

We both watched Titanic on TBS last Saturday night and wondered: what would I do if I was on the sinking ship?  Seriously, what would you do if you were Jack or Rose?  The Titanic is sinking and you only have one hour to save yourself and your family.

Chad said that he would have grabbed a table or chair and hang sit on it and paddle (with the use of a broken off table leg) to safety.

What would I do?  Well, first off, grab the nude drawing of Rose (for financial reasons, perverts!) then wear every single piece of clothing I packed and just pray that I float. Plus, people wouldn't have been able to see that I pissed my pants.

Although I think it would have been a neat experience to ride on the Titanic, I just enjoy watching the sinking of the vessel in the comfort of my home!

Thats it for me!
Bobby P.

Shout out to Bill K.

What I Taught Myself....October 26, 2010

What's the deal with people suing others?  Seriously.  A person slips on ice, they sue someone.  A person burns themselves with coffee, they sue someone.  And they WIN!  All because they're using the justice system.

Yet its not just the suing.  Its the fact that you have to watch what you say.  What you post on Facebook, because you might tarnish a persons image or be accused of slander. 

But how about the classic compliment of a woman's blouse or hair?  A man could get in heat of trouble by thinking he is giving a compliment.  A woman might sue because it might be considered sexual harassment. 

I, for one, have found a way out of this situation:  I don't compliment women.  I don't want to risk being classified as a pervert.  Even if a woman is dressed in the most elegant gown for a grand ball, with her face painted and hair done, I won't compliment her.  Because under that makeup, she might be a woman waiting to issue a subpoena.  

Did I mention this blog is full of lies?

Thats it for me!

Bobby P.

Shout out to Bill!

What I Taught Myself....October 21, 2010

So I'm probably one of the most open people.  I tell every one everything about me.  No secrets from this guy.  You wanna know something, you'll find out.  From sleeping habits to hygiene, I'll let you know.  But to me, its surprising how people must keep some things hidden.

Like farting.

Every one farts!  Its a fact of life.  You either burp or you fart.  Me?  Well, I sure as hell don't burp.  I haven't belched since I was 6 years old.

But in other countries, its a compliment if one farts at the table during a meal.  Its customary to fart on the streets, in a cab, or even on elevators.  You could get thrown in prison or beheaded if you don't fart in front of royalty (don't take my word for it).

So why is farting such a insult in America?  Is it because of the stench?  Is our society so obsessed with dousing ourselves with colognes, perfumes, and deodorants that we've decided that anything that comes close to smelling bad an insult?  Especially when the average smell of a fart lasts for less than a minute.

But like I was saying before, people have to hide their farts.  Squeezing their cheeks together to make it more silent.  Crop dusting across a room so no one knows whom to blame for the foul smell.

I believe its time for Americans to open up about their flatulence and just let it go.  Its only going to be embarrassing for a little while.  Fart away my friends!

Thats it for me!
Bobby P.

Shout out to Bill!

What I Taught Myself....October 19, 2010

Well, it has been a week since I've written anything on here.  Not much has really been going on the past week, so thats probably why I haven't posted anything.

Today I caught myself talking to the family dog, Murphy.  And it got me wondering:  is it really normally, from a psychological standpoint, for a person to talk to their dog.  Yes, like some people, I do have regular conversations with myself, but thats only because people don't care for the topics that I'm interested in.  They always try to steer clear from topics of why cottage cheese isn't as curdy as it once was, how M&M's no longer have the brown color in a regular snack package, that pet food companies don't make mouse flavored cat food, or how much loose change the average American loses in their lifetime (think about it).

Instead, people want to know "how classes are going?" or "how's work?" or "have you gotten rid of that Malibu yet?".  I get bored with the same old conversations.  If I really wanted to talk about the same old crap, I would wear a sign that says "I'm failing class, work is work, and no I don't plan to get rid of the Malibu until its paid off!" <--(only one of those is true)

But thats why there is Murphy.  The poor lil guy that lays on the couch barks at the same two slutty neighborhood girls that walk by.  One thing is for sure, he isn't shy!

Shout out to Bill K!

Thats it for me!
Bobby P.

What I Taught Myself....October 12, 2010

Today I went to Jake's Place in Plymouth with the parentals.  Jake's Place THE finest restaurant in Plymouth.  I've tried quite a bit of the options on the menu.  The best sandwich you can get is probably the french dip or the Jake Burger.  If you try the Guinea Grinder, you'll have gas for the rest of the night.  Dad and Ma can vouch for me.

Anyway, while we were up there, I saw one of the lunch ladies from my elementary school.  And the visit just brought back a rush of memories for me.  And it also made me think....the lunch lady.  How we (as elementary and high school students) neglect the lunch lady.  Everyday, they go into work at 4 or 5 in the morning, take a box full of (government regulated) food, and serve it to hundreds of starving children.  Yet, they don't complain and at the same time watch children blossom into working adults whose tax dollars pay for that very box of food!

But Mavis was more than just a lunch lady.  She was very caring and considerate.  Like a grandmother-figure.  And to this very day, I still get chills thinking about how she would yell "ROBERT! YOUR TOAST IS READY!"

Shout out to Bill K!

Thats it for me!
Bobby P.

What I Taught Myself....October 6, 2010

Hello to all on this delightful evening!

So I want to talk about something that is near and dear to my heart: wishing people good morning.

I'm not a strict morning person.  On days off, I normally wake up around 8:00 whereas my father gets up at 5:30.  Every day.  No matter what.  But when I have to wake up at 6 or 6:30, my old man is always in a cheerful mood and greets me in a cheesy, yet "caring" way: "GOOD MORNING SON!!!"

After I take my shower and eat my Cap'n Crunch Berries, I, too, get in that cheerful mood that, apparently, is hereditary.  Then I head off to wherever I have to go and do my thing.  And this is where I have noticed that not every one cares about the greeting as much as my dad and I do.

At work, for example, I wish EVERY ONE a good morning.  Not just once, but possible numerous times. Yet every one else feels that they have a fixed inventory on the number of times they can greet others a good morning, as if they are saving them for the great depression where a "good" morning wouldn't fit the mood.

So, please, wish people a good morning!   Use the phrase and share your cheerfulness with others.  You can't save the greeting for later!  You MUST use it!  GOOD MORNING!!!!!

A shout out to Bill K!

Thats it for me!
Bobby P

What I Taught Myself....October 4, 2010

Hello to all!  Hope your October is going well so far.


Yesterday I reset my Lego collection.  I have two sets of metal shelves that hold all of my Legos.  After resetting it I realized that I don't have room for all of them.  So either I have to stop purchasing Legos or invest in another set of shelves.  Of course I'm going to get more shelves (DUH!).  What is really funny is that my collection is in the "guest bedroom" also known as where my brother and sister-in-law sleep when they visit.  They should really be honored to sleep with such a collection.  Plus my 25 year old brother enjoys putting my figures in erotic positions (male on male or dog on male).  We all knew Legos were full of gays- why are there more men than women in the sets?  I once made a lesbian construction worker.  Its a very open and understanding community I've designed with the help of my brother.  Too bad the rest of the world can't be that way.

Shout out to Bill Kingston!


Thats it for me!
Bobby P.

What I Taught Myself....September 30, 2010

Hey everyone!

Today is the last day of September.  So what does that mean?  Well first off, the ninth month of the year is coming to a close.  Also, its the end of my birthday month.  Yes, my birthday month.  Its one of those little unknown celebrations that a large number of Americans don't know.  Whatever month your birthday is in, you get to celebrate the entire month!  Therefore, if your birthday is in February, you don't get to celebrate as long as someone whose birthday is in July.  So what can you do?  Well, blame your parents for not waiting to conceive you so you could be born in a longer month.

So I'm watching 'Everybody Loves Raymond' and I've always wondered:  why does the twelve year old daughter still call her parents "mommy" and "daddy"?  Isn't that a childish thing to do?

One of my co-workers, Bill Kingston, has been upset because I have yet to mention him on here.  So there you go Bill.  Your name has appeared on my blog.  Congratulations.  Now stop complaining!

Thats it for me!
Bobby P,

What I Taught Myself... on September 27 2010

Good day, boys and girls, on a glorious autumn day!

So I just gave up on coming up with a great greeting.  Ma told me that I should just use my childhood nickname, but I didn't want to share it with the rest of the world...

I ended up having to start my soda-free diet over.  The lady that I mow for always gives me a Pepsi afterwards.  Yesterday when I finished mowing she offered me one and I didn't have the heart to say "I don't drink anymore."  My dad told me that I should ask for a beer instead, but I have a feeling if I did, I'd end up with a Grainbelt or Pabst Blue Ribbon.  In other words, I'd rather drink my own vomit coated with dog feces then drink those brands...

Yesterday at work I got yelled at (by a customer) for laughing.  Yes, a customer was upset....BECAUSE I LAUGHED!  A fellow employee was waiting on a customer and I walked by and said something my coworker and chuckled.  The lady asked "what is he laughing at?"  The coworker said "That's just Bob. He laughs at everything."  I looked over and the lady said "You shouldn't be laughing near customers because they will think you're laughing at them!"  I wish I said "Why?  Would you rather I go 'What can I get for you BITCH!'"  But of course I didn't.  And I wouldn't.

I've decided to change how I end each post.  I have been using "Later Days!".  That phrase comes from a Disney cartoon from about 10 years ago called "The Weekenders".  It wasn't that great of a cartoon, but I always watched it.  But the main character "Tio" would end every episode with the phrase "Later Days!".  I use it because A) its a bad-ass way to end emails and letters and B) no one would recognize it because it comes from a lame cartoon.

Thats it for me!
Bobby P.

What I Taught Myself...

Well, unfortunately, I haven't come up with how to start each post, but I did change the title of my blog.  When I was a teenager, I created a comic strip called "What Danny Taught Me".  I once dreamed that if I became famous and wrote an autobiography, the title of the book would be "What I Taught Myself".  So I decided, why not call my blog the same name?  Whose gonna stop me?  God?  Or the Internet Police?  Puh-lease!

Yesterday, I watched "The Dr. Oz Show".  Yes, I said "The Dr. Oz Show".  Its right before "Dr. Phil" and three hours after "The View".  I like to connect with my feminine side.  Sue me!  And no, I'm not gay!  Not that there's anything wrong with that.... Anyway, Dr. Oz said that I (yes, he said Bobby P.) should quit drinking soda with a 28 day challenge.  He suggested every week cut back on soda and substitute it with different fruits and beverages.  Well, I'm not that creative, nor I make enough money to buy that stuff since I spend it all ON soda.  So I decided I'll just go cold turkey.  The pros, I get to keep my teeth, feel better, and just be even more giddy!  The cons, I have a case of Wild Cherry Pepsi that I need to get rid of.  I'll probably just buy a bunch of Mentos and make one of them exploding soda bombs or something.

Later Days!
Bobby P.

HAPPY AUTUMN DAY!!

So I'm trying to come up with how I should actually start each blog.  I'm not gonna start writing "Dear Diary" because I'm not a 8 year old girl who writes "Joshua actually said hi to me!".  I'm also not going to start off by writing "Dear Journal" because my name isn't Doug Funny who has a best friend named Skeeter Valentine nor do I have a crush on Patty Mayonnaise.  Hopefully for my next post I'll have something clever for an opening that can be my "trademark".

So today is September 23rd, also known as Autumn Day.  Autumn Day is one of my favorite holidays because I love the sights and smells of the season (minus the smell of those damn ladybugs!)  It also means that I can back off on the mowing of ma and dad's yard.  Especially since I damaged two different mowers about six times.  Hopefully dad will redo the duct tape on that one handle before next spring....

Well thats it for today and  thanks to all who are currently following!

Later days!
Bobby P.

"Hello" from B0BBY P!

Whats up today?

So on Facebook, I always put up random shit as my "Status".  After 4 years of doing that, I decided that people weren't getting the full fledge of what I was talking about or that for those that don't get enough of me, that they could follow my "thoughts and ponderings" on a Web Log or "Blog" for short.

So here I am on www.blogger.com.   And to start off, the website made me come up with an URL.  So what did I type in?  bobbyp of course.  Well, unfortunately, some a**hole took that.  Apparently there is more than one Bobby P out in that wide world.  Luckily, there is only one B0bby P!  Only one man creative enough to put a zero instead of an 'o' in his name.  Had the zero not worked out, I was gonna type in bobbypee.

Well that is all for now.  Hopefully I stick with this and update you even more on what is happening in my life!

Later days!
Bobby P.