So here we go.
Bobby P.'s What I Taught Myself...
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Bobby P's Ten Most Fascinating People (and Companies) of 2010
We'll start with the least fascinating:
10. Oprah Winfrey- She's on every list. She's always in the top 10 of everything (even the list of the whitest white people). If I didn't mention her, my ass would probably get shot.
9. Conan O'brien, Jay Leno, Jeff Zucker, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Jon Stewart- Did you really think I would forget to mention this second helping of the Late Night Wars? This saga showed just how united the late night comedians are (or most of them) when a jackass promises his show five years ago, goes to primetime, does a terrible job so his show gets cancelled, and the network pushes his successor out of HIS job. Well, as a Coco fan, I'm just happy to have him back, that Zucker lost his job, and Leno's ratings have sunk.
8. Toyota- This should be on the Bobby P.'s Most Disappointing People (and Companies) of 2010 list, but as a Business major, I'm rather fascinated with how they are stepping up their game. They have initiated a support service, marketing with how they regret that they didn't recall their products earlier, and just a company that is stepping up.
7. Larry King- The CNN talk show host is stepping down on December 16 after 25 years with the network. He has interviewed every one from Joe the Plumber to Queen Elizabeth II (okay, I don't know if its true, but whatever) When Mr. King wasn't available, many fill in hosts were used, including Kermit the Frog. A man of his talent and dedication will greatly be missed.
6. Bill Kingston- This is the last time you'll actually hear about Bill K. I decided that he has had his fair share of shout outs. The reason he landed number 6? Well, why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9.
5. Barbara Walters- I'm copying this idea from her. This is the only way I thought I could thank her. I really don't find her that interesting...
4. Richard and Deb Peshak- I would get yelled at by old man Peshak if I didn't mention him and his old maid. I love them and thank them for letting me live under their roof. But they don't deserve the number one spot. Sorry Dad and Ma!
3. Spongebob Squarepants- He deserves a spot on any list of Fascinating People. Hands down the greatest American made product of all time!
2. Buzz Lightyear and Woody- Perfect ending to a great trilogy. I still cry thinking about Andy giving away his toys. HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?
1. Kenny Bell- He's the most powerful man in the world. He's got a great personality, badass name, and the characteristics of Bobby Hill from King of the Hill. Need I say more?
So thats Bobby P's Ten Most Fascinating People. Who would you have liked to have seen on this list? Congratulations to those who made the list! And those who didn't? Well, good luck next year!
That's it for me!
Bobby P.

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