There has been a lot of complaining by Americans lately. Surprised? Ya, neither am I.
But the biggest complaint lately has been these so-called "Body Scanners" that have been installed in American Airports. Unfortunately, the Mason City Municipal Airport will not participate in this call of security. I guess they trust all twelve people who travel out of there.
Apparently the issue for many Americans is that the body scanners are an "invasion of privacy" and will "show my junk". Raise your hand if you've ever seen a penis and/or breast/vagina! Okay, hands down. About 99% of you have. The 1% that hasn't must have lost their penis/breast/vagina in a crazy hatchet-juggling accident or must not have showered in high school after P.E. (cough Chris More). But thats what the high school locker room is- a giant body scanner. If your smart, you'll get in and get out before they know how big your penis is.
Now you're probably saying "Bob, what if I don't want to be in the body scanner." Well then, they're gonna frisk you. Now you're even gayer than the guy who stayed in the shower in high school because he LIKED being in there. Sorry to tell you, but the guy frisking you isn't gay
Now the ladies are probably asking "What about us? What do we do at security?" Sorry. If you don't wanna go through the body scanner or be frisked, you should think about traveling by car. With body scanners showing your breasts and the guards being straight men and lesbian ladies, you're just asking to be gawked at.
"But Bob, do you have a solution so we don't have to go through body scanners?" Well yeah of course I do. The best solution is for everyone to wear nothing but government-issued trash bags. But without the yellow straps. Thats just asking for a terrorist plot!
That's it for me!
Bobby P.
Shout out to Bill K!
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