Good day, boys and girls, on a glorious autumn day!
So I just gave up on coming up with a great greeting. Ma told me that I should just use my childhood nickname, but I didn't want to share it with the rest of the world...
I ended up having to start my soda-free diet over. The lady that I mow for always gives me a Pepsi afterwards. Yesterday when I finished mowing she offered me one and I didn't have the heart to say "I don't drink anymore." My dad told me that I should ask for a beer instead, but I have a feeling if I did, I'd end up with a Grainbelt or Pabst Blue Ribbon. In other words, I'd rather drink my own vomit coated with dog feces then drink those brands...
Yesterday at work I got yelled at (by a customer) for laughing. Yes, a customer was upset....BECAUSE I LAUGHED! A fellow employee was waiting on a customer and I walked by and said something my coworker and chuckled. The lady asked "what is he laughing at?" The coworker said "That's just Bob. He laughs at everything." I looked over and the lady said "You shouldn't be laughing near customers because they will think you're laughing at them!" I wish I said "Why? Would you rather I go 'What can I get for you BITCH!'" But of course I didn't. And I wouldn't.
I've decided to change how I end each post. I have been using "Later Days!". That phrase comes from a Disney cartoon from about 10 years ago called "The Weekenders". It wasn't that great of a cartoon, but I always watched it. But the main character "Tio" would end every episode with the phrase "Later Days!". I use it because A) its a bad-ass way to end emails and letters and B) no one would recognize it because it comes from a lame cartoon.
Thats it for me!
Bobby P.
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