Today is January 11, 2011 or 1-11-11. Big deal? Nope. Not to me any way. I remember back in 1999 when it was 9-9-99. Oh, and how about those days that the experts call consecutive days. You know, when at 12:34 5-6-78. People actually flip out about this stuff. And really its sad.
Well people are really gonna piss themselves when November comes around, especially Armistice Day, or as you unpatriotic folks call it "Veteran's Day" or November 11. But, anyway, at 11:11 11-11-11, think about how many people are going to freak out! And then there are those real crazies that make it more technical 11:11:11 11-11-11. I like that one since its a palindrome (i.e. bob, race car, etc (not etc, because reading etc backwards you get cte and thats not a real word.))
Now you're probably wondering where I'm going with this whole rambling. People believe that the end of the world will happen on days such as today. Or something even bigger yet. Well, its a big year this year, especially in May.
I read in the paper the other day that people believe that Jesus is coming back in May. Thats right, our Lord and Savior is coming back in May folks. And I just read about it yesterday. WHY ARE WE JUST FINDING OUT NOW!!!! Shouldn't we be putting on some sort of benefit or potluck for Jesus? Seriously, and it was on page 6 of the newspaper. THIS SHOULD BE ON PAGE ONE!!! I was so upset that I called the Editor of the newspaper and complained. And I urge you to call your local new stations, newspapers, radio stations, and put on your Facebook that Jesus is coming!!! Get your suits dry cleaned, your hairs cut, your pits shaved (LADIES!), and your beards trimmed (also ladies). And lets get this dinner organized.
That's it for me!
Bobby P.
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